So I tell my bro that I want ride a pushbike down the mountain.
Not a problem he says, so I rug up and load the bike.
It was pushing 0 degrees at the peak so I wore most of my clothes.
The radio towers up here will make your fillings hum.
Sometimes they will bugger up your central locking so you can't access your car.
The best place to be when it's snowing is in there.
Yes, that's snow.
I told em I was happier going down than up.
Luckily there is a convenient pub at the bottom of the road.